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Salty Ocean

Why are they called Sperm Whales? If your like me, I'm sure you've already looked this one up. When whalers in the past harvested Sperm whales they found a soft white waxy substance in their gigantic...

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WTF, Really?!? No-No's at the Bar with Courtney

Some of you have mastered the art in picking up chicks; good for you! On the other hand, most of you have failed massively. I mean really, things I have heard are completely out there; "Aye yo girl,...

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Wes Pak's cancer battle - Mothers Interview Transcript

more → about Wes Pak's cancer battle - Mothers Interview TranscriptWes Pak's Mother, Krista sits down with TLH to give us the run-down of her warrior 6 uyea old son who has battling childhood cancer...

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Connection between crocodiles and contraceptives

Your wondering what's the connection between crocodiles and contraceptives?  Well, its not really the crocodile, but their dung.  Writings from around 1850 B.C. lists some of the ingredients to be...

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No Friend Left Behind

Girls should always stick with your girl friends at the bar. It is usually the sober friend's job to make sure no friend is left behind. Creepy things can happen when you stray from the pack. Just...

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Euphori-huh?

Ever ride a rollercoaster and feel like you're about to die?  Most of us are stricken with fear.  That's the fun right?  Having that feeling, but surviving.Julijonas Urbonas proposed a ride that will...

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Something for the Deer feeder

What do deer eat?  They are herbivores right?  Obviously it’s just grass and leaves.  At least that’s what we’ve been taught to think, but that’s only part of the answer.  Turns out, deer sometimes...

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Congratulations on pissing off your bartender!

Tipping is a huge part of the Service Industry. People seem to forget that we make, on average between $2.13 and $5 an hour. To you it may seem like we don't do much. Let’s say you go up to the...

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Eat It Don't Tweet It

Even though we LOVE our foodies for sharing their photos and our Chefs for proudly displaying their wonderful creations... this made us LAUGH!more → about Eat It Don't Tweet It

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Shit Locals Say to Bartenders July

"Can I get a gin and tonic?” Sure, would you like Tanqueray? Bombay? Hendricks? “Yeah, gin and tonic?” Yeah and what type of hangover would you like ha? — Melody"Is there any way you and make a...

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Can I get more olives?

“Can you make me a mojito with no sugar?” Sure. That’s real easy to do. Enjoy! -Sarah “Can I have more olives?” When did this become a salad bar? -Paul “What’s your real job?” Never ask a bartender...

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The Dating Professional

I notice something alarming in the landscape of romance these days and I’m concerned. Is it just me, or has popular fiction in recent years brought us a mass exaltation of young, scrawny, vastly...

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Age of Wisdom?

A friend sat across from me at Thanksgiving and spoke openly about his experiences on various online dating sites. I hope he won't mind my saying but he is currently testing his luck on Match. Com,...

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50 Shades of Average

 In the past two years, one writer has become either the most hated, or most celebrated an on the planet. Depending on whether you are male or female has much to do with your opinion, but it strikes me...

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Basic Rules to Watching Football in Public

With the playoffs approaching and professional football taking over, you will likely find yourself watching more of the action in Hampton Roads' favorite bars.So with respect to all football fans,...

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